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Follow comedian Ian Ellis on Twitter:

@ChicagoOpenMIC

For more episodes check out my podcast:

IanEllis.PodBean.Com

Or search Ian Ellis on iTunes

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@ChicagoOpenMIC

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In this episode we talk about the Guru and the golden chain of attachment to method.

Special appearance by LeRoy Hitz, Happy Birthday Bro Bro!!!

Follow comedian Ian Ellis on Twitter:
@ChicagoOpenMIC

For more episodes check out my podcast:
IanEllis.PodBean.Com

Or search Ian Ellis on iTunes

Follow me on Instagram:
@ChicagoOpenMIC

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TH3 W4RN1NG

In this episode we talk about God, the Universe, and everything!

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Comedy sucks!!!

In this episode Ian does 3 shows and doesn't feel any of them.

Special guest Jack Baker stop in to discuss open MIC etiquette.

Follow Jack on Twitter at: @TeamJackBaker

Ian Ellis:
 @ChicagoOpenMIC

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N3W G0D FL0W

In this episode we talk about dreams and comedy. 

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Fart AIDS

In this episode Ian talks about farts.

Major Keys:
Average number of words before a laugh: 5
Number of line: Hits > Misses   90%
Number of lines free styled: 25%
Time: 5 minutes
LPM ?

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FREEDOM UNCHAINED

Our justice system now must be embarrassed and shamed to do their jobs correctly.  We as citizens have given them a pass to sit in office and not truly care about their constituency but care about corporate interests and keeping systemic racism alive.  Now we must hold their feet to the fire.  

Step #1: Find your state representatives at this link:  

https://ballotpedia.org/Elections

Just type in your address and it will tell you who is running. 

Step #2: Insert your representatives name into the blanks of this document at this link:http://tinyurl.com/FUmovement

To [insert your local and state representatives’ names]

Our aim is to protect basic civil rights and reduce the racial tension in the United States of America.  The laws that have been created and the constitutional amendments are being ignored. These infringements have contributed to civil occupation and a systematic disregard for basic human rights.  We the people believe that changing the law of police conduct will protect and enhance the quality of life for all Citizens regardless of race, gender, political affiliation, socio-economic status or creed.Many representatives are up for election/re-election and must feel the presence of the people on November 4th 2016.  We would like all officials running for office to commit themselves to enacting the following changes to law enforcement.

1.  Police officers must have clear protocol when approaching any situation.  Officers of the law must announce using their name and badge number.  Officers must immediately state the offense then Mirandize until a superior who actually understands constitutional law arrives on the scene.  There must always be back up.  This is to ensure the safety of both the officer and civilian.

2.  All officers of the law must wear body cameras.  If a body camera or camera footage is removed or tampered with by officers they are to be automatically terminated immediately.

3.  All incidences regarding police misconduct must be brought to a board consisting of members within that community.

4. Officers of the law cannot use military grade weapons or technology on civilians.  Officers must use non-deadly intervention techniques (ie. taser, bean bag, tranquilizer etc.).  If an officer uses deadly force prior to using multiple non-deadly intervention techniques, they should be terminated.

5.  The monetization of crimes and quotas to increase state revenue must stop.  This has only been detrimental to minority and low income communities.  This will also stop the monetization of the prison complex.These are concerns of upstanding citizens who will once again use their right to vote to allow their voices to be heard.  We want change within state legislatures immediately.  The people of these United States want their freedom unchained.Please write, tweet, email, and call all representatives in your area of you agree.This is about laws not likes. We are looking for a commitment not just from our representatives to change but also from the people to hold them accountable.

Step 3: Record your stance (visual or text) and share out to the representatives and your friends/followers on social media.If you opt to change your profile pic to the following photo.http://tinyurl.com/FUphoto

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Please do not call the numbers used in this podcast! 

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And Death at the end.

In this episode Ian talks about cancer. 

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Race and Religion

In this episode Ian talks about Uber, Race, and Religion. 

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In this episode Ian talks about 2pac, sprite, and blue lives.

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The Negro Uprising

In this episode Ian talks about the negro uprising, school shooters, and pedophiles.

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In this episode Ian talks about work, active shooters, and other comics. 

Freestyle rap by LeRoy Hitz
Beat by Whos Bruce?
Come out to my art show this Saturday from 12-5 at the Moon Art Gallery 
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The Roast of Ian Ellis

The Roast of Ian Ellis featuring: Scott Brennan, Brandon Andreeasen, Jack Baker, Patrick Bagdon, Patrick O'Hara, 

Joe Larkin, Jonny P, Steve Zinski, and myself Ian Ellis.
Thank you to The WIP Theater!!!! 
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In this episode Ian talks about life, eternity, and t-shirts.

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Free Style 8: Triangles

In this episode Ian talks about the presidential election, fb mysteries, and the Illuminati.

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In this episode Ian freestyles 3 sets. Then interviews a guy named Bill.

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In this episode Ian talks about Trump, Batman, and Cancer.

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In this episode we sit down with Sarah Gallagher and Kory Smith to talk about feminism, comedy, and Sarah's many world travels!

Follow us on Twitter:
Sarah Gallagher @EffingGallagher
Kory
 Smith @TheKorySmith
 
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
 
LeRoy Hitz @YsoFunny1

Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC 
The Laugh Factory
 @LaughFactory_Ch

The Roast of Ian Ellis will be June 9th at The Wip Theater!

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Billy Billison

In this episode we meet southern comedian Billy Billison!

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In this episode we sit down with comedian Kory Smith. This episode has a lot of shop talk.

Follow us on Twitter:
Kory Smith @TheKorySmith
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
LeRoy Hitz @YsoFunny1
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
The Laugh Factory @LaughFactory_Ch

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Free style 3: Lemonade

In this episode Ian talks about white privilege, dating spiders, and Beyonces new album Lemonade.

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Barack Obama is about to leave the White House and begin his career as a stand up comedian. Check out this leaked hour of material! 

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In this episode we are joined by comedian and writer for The Nightly Show Felonious Munk!

Follow us on Twitter:
Felonious Munk  @Felonious_munk
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
The Laugh Factory @LaughFactory_Ch
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In this episode Ian freestyles his set and goes up with no plan or notes.

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In this episode we introduce our new third MIC LeRoy Hicks then go to the green room of Brian Doby's DVD recording with LeRoy Hicks, Kimberly Marion, Brian Doby, Kory Smith, Joe Degand Tony Valle, and myself Ian Ellis.

Follow us on Twitter:
Kory smith
@TheKorySmith
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
LeRoy Hicks @YsoFunny1
Joe Degand @WhoIsJoeDegand
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
Brian Doby @ImBrianDoby
Tony Valle @TonyValleDotComedy
The Laugh Factory Chicago @LaughFactoy_Ch
The Whip Theater @TheWipTheater

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Free style 1: Star Trek

In this episode Ian talks shit to another comics, talks about the host, and mentions The Lord of The Rings. 

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In this episode we sit down with Sam Norton, Joe Degand, and Jonathan Giles

Sam Norton @IsamComedy
Joe Degand @WhoIsJoeDegand #StandWithDegand
Jonathan Giles @JGilesComedy
Kimberly Marion @KmarionComedy
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC

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The hot pedo chunk

In this episode Ian talks about pedophiles, dead kids, and terrorist.

Music by WhosBruce on SoundCloud. Check out more of his music at:
https://soundcloud.com/whos_bruce/tracks

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In this episode we sit down with Brian Doby and Andrew Farraher to talk about comedy, fb, and art.

Follow us on twitter:

Brian Doby @ImBrianDoby
Andrew Farraher @FarAwrr13
KB @KMarioncomedy
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
The Laugh Factory Chicago @LaughFactory_Ch

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