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In this episode Ian talks about women, break ups, relationships, sissy friends, and weed.
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In this episode Ian talks about women, break ups, relationships, sissy friends, and weed.
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian takes you back in time to his old podcast ChicagoOpenMIC to talk about "The Manual" a guide to dating written in the 90's. This episode was recorded in 2009.
Special Guest Kaylan and Rapper.
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian talks about seasonal allergies, race relations, and killing rich white people!
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian talks about pubic hair at the urinal, Anne Frank, and awful children.
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian talks about debt creators, college, sweaty balls, frumpy women, and butt magic.
Dante Nero is coming to the Comedy Shrine!
4034 Fox Valley Center Dr Aurora, IL 60504 (630) 585-0300 Host: Ian Ellis Opener: Jay Washington Headliner: Dante Nero Tickets: $20.00 |
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Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian talks about old people, mud, the ego, and crazy ass bitches!
Dante Nero is coming to the Comedy Shrine!
4034 Fox Valley Center Dr Aurora, IL 60504 (630) 585-0300 Host: Ian Ellis Opener: Jay Washington Headliner: Dante Nero Tickets: $20.00 |
Join the event on FaceBook: https://www.facebook.com/events/230170830452357/?ref=2
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian talks about death, divorce, codependency, suicide, mourning, recovery, and spousal abuse. If you listen to the show please leave a comment and rate the show on iTunes!
Dante Nero is coming to the Comedy Shrine!
4034 Fox Valley Center Dr Aurora, IL 60504 (630) 585-0300 Host: Ian Ellis Opener: Jay Washington Headliner: Dante Nero Tickets: $20.00 |
Join the event on FaceBook: https://www.facebook.com/events/230170830452357/?ref=2
Standard Podcasts [00:25:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian makes fun of the Boston Bombing then takes you back in time to hear a set he did black out drunk.
WARNING: This is 5 minutes of your life you will never get back!
Dante Nero is coming to the Comedy Shrine!
4034 Fox Valley Center Dr Aurora, IL 60504 (630) 585-0300 Host: Ian Ellis Opener: Jay Washington Headliner: Dante Nero Tickets: $20.00 |
Join the event on FaceBook: https://www.facebook.com/events/230170830452357/?ref=2
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)| Friday May 17th and Saturday May 18th Comedian Dante Nero is coming to the Comedy Shrine!
4034 Fox Valley Center Dr Aurora, IL 60504 (630) 585-0300 Host: Ian Ellis Opener: Jay Washington Headliner: Dante Nero Tickets: $20.00 2 drink minimum Dante Nero: Chappelle Show, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, 106 N Park, Last Comic Standing, Russell Simmons Presents, The Black Phillip Show with Patrice O'Neal, and The Beige Phillip Show with Dante Nero. |
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Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)Follow me on Instagram at: EanFace
I have uploaded a lot of funny stuff!
http://in.5thvillage.com/u/eanface/
Check out a new video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUXg1qmQPEk
Standard Podcasts [00:07:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian talks about goofy bitches!
Follow me on Instagram at: EanFace
I have uploaded a lot of funny stuff!
http://in.5thvillage.com/u/eanface/
Check out a new video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUXg1qmQPEk
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian talks about divorce, death, and smacking a bitch.
RIP uncle Steve...
Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)Follow me on Instagram at: EanFace
I have uploaded a lot of funny stuff!
http://in.5thvillage.com/u/eanface/
Check out a new video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUXg1qmQPEk
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This week Ian was t broke to recod a new episode so instead you get the best of past epsodes cut into THE MIXTAPE VOL.1
This episode insludes performances by TK Kirkland, Dante Nero, Luenell, Kimberly Marion, and myself Ian Ellis.
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Standard Podcasts [00:07:17m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode we meet 3BM (3 brothers and a mic) a poetry collective based out of Chicago Illinois. We sit down with Mesha 4/11, Moe-Mentum, Ambition, Odyssey, and Nina Hall. We also listen to live performances by Mesha 4/11, Moe-Mentum, Ruby, Love Personified, and Odyssey.
3BM can be found on both Facebook and Youtube
The Touch of the Past has a poetry, music, and comedy open MIC every Tuesday at 10PM
Touch of the Past:
947 Mannheim Road, Bellwood, IL 60104
(708) 493-9236
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Standard Podcasts: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)I apologize for the break in episode post over the last three weeks I have been super busy juggling comedy, work, and woman. Coming up in the next 2 weeks I will have interviews with rapper GRADE APLUS and comedian Billy Billison. In the meantime please enjoy this free copy of my album (Ian Ellis: Unpolished, Unfinished, and Almost Homeless). Please support the show financially by picking up a copy on iTunes or Amazon, or tell your friends and post your favorite episodes on your fb and twitter.
Check out a Grade A at the following sites:
Follow Ian Ellis on twitter: @ChicagoOpenMIC
Podcast: IanEllis.podbean.com
Youtube: youtube.com/user/rosefromzion2/videos
ThisIs50: thisis50.com/profile/IanEllis
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In this episode comedian Tony Woods talks about retiring from comedy, depression, police, Dave Chappelle, and much more!
Please hit up Tony on Twitter and ask him not to retire!
Check out Ton'y website: www.tonywoods.com
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ART: Luxglassjaw
website: Luxglassjaw.newgrounds.com
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Chicago comedian Ian Ellis has released his first album and he is asking you to support a local open MIC comedian and pick up a copy. The album is an hour and 14 minutes of comedy released to help Ian get out of debt and move to New York to start open MIC'ing his way into a career!
The album is avail on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/unpolished-unfinished-almost/id532289899
it is also available on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Unpolished-Unfinished-Almost-Homeless-Explicit/dp/B0087Z4WWC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1339112655&sr=8-1
please pick up a copy, it is well worth the money!
PS The album will only be available for one year!
-Ian Ellis Podcast:IanEllis.PodBean.com twitter: @ChicagoOpenMIC
Join the group that supports the album on FaceBook:
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Dante Nero's new podcast is out, please check it out!
Beige Phillip show:
http://beigephillip.libsyn.com/episode-1-self-destruction-on-paper-boat-on-a-lake-of-fire
iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-beige-phillip-show/id531521237?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

In this episode host Ian Ellis & KB (Kimberly Marion) sit down with special guest Luenell to talk about jail time, relationships, and comedy.
Check out Luenell's website: HeyLuenell.com
Follow Luenell on Twitter: @Luenell
Listen to Luenell's podcast: http://heyluenell.com/podcast-2/
Check out videos of Luenell on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/HeyLuenell?feature=g-user-f
Check out Luenell's CD's '"Luenell: LIVE," and "Hey Luenell" available on iTunes Amazon
Special guest host KB
Follow KB on twitter: @YSoFunny1
Check out KB's website: YsoFunny.com
Check out videos of KB:2 www.youtube.com/user/YSoFunnyEnt
Follow Ian on Twitter: @ChicagoOpenMIC
Check out Ian's youtube: www.youtube.com/user/rosefromzion2?feature=mhee
Podcast: IanEllis.podbean.com
ART: Luxglassjaw Luxglassjaw.newgrounds.com
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Dante's website: www.dantenero.com Follow Dante on Twitter: @DanteNero
Watch out for "The Beige Philip Show." COMING SOON!!!
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website: Luxglassjaw.newgrounds.com
Standard Podcasts [00:45:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download | Embeddable Player | Hits (Loading)In this episode Ian begins the process of a break up and must show people he can practice what he preaches. We also find out how Ian got married, why his marriage fell apart, why he hates woman, and how he got into comedy.
Enjoy!
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ART: Luxglassjaw Luxglassjaw.newgrounds.com

Follow TK on twitter: tkwillwin
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In this episode we hear Ian Ellis perform in front of six people as well as some real talk on the punk police.
I am learning how to mix down music as I go along so please bare with me.
Please send PayPal donations, even a dollar would help!
Email: ChicagoOpenMIC@gmail.com
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ART: Luxglassjaw