LeRoy Hitz RETURNS!!!

In this episode YsoFunny founder LeRoy Hitz returns to the Chi for a quick set.

 

Ian Runs a live show every second sunday at BaseCamp.
Search "Second Sunday"

May 14th at BaseCamp
5750 Lakeside Dr,
Lisle, IL 60532
(331) 777-4712

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In this episode Ian talks about Millennials, having a job, and foreign policy.
We also have a special announcement about Ian's upcoming show Second Sunday!

May 14th at BaseCamp
5750 Lakeside Dr,
Lisle, IL 60532
(331) 777-4712

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That 49 Regg

In this episode Ian talks about Donald Trump, racism, and peanut allergies.

This episode features music and interviews from Reggie Watts. The dude is super amazing go check him out!!!

Song: Reggie Watts: Love Yourself or song about apples. Google it!

Please come to my live show April 20th (4/20) 2017.

The WIP Theater
6670 N Northwest Highway, Chicago | (312)692-9327

website:
http://www.thewiptheater.com

For more free comedy head over to my podcast IanEllis.PodBean.com

or just search Ian Ellis on iTunes. I am also available on the Laughable app. your home for all things comedy.

Online Media:
Podcast: IanEllis.PodBean.com 20,500 plays and counting.
@ChicagoOpenMIC on Twitter and Instagram

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In this episode Ian talks about sex.

All audio clips are of Frank Zappa. Go discover who this man is!
Frank Zappa - Interview - 12-8-1984 - unknown (Official)
Why The U.S. Media Has No Liberal Bias - Frank Zappa

Music: Future - Mask Off (Instrumental)

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In this mixtape we explore fame, death, and media.
If you enjoy this episode please tweet, and fb, and share it with other people.

Thank you
-E

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Future Trumps Saga

In this episode Ian get lit and records some mumble raps with his buddy Jake then free styles jokes at an open mic.

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In this episode Ian talks about the media. Well he tries to but most of it is roasting another comic.

Audio clips:

Pattern Recognition by Marshall McLuhan
and

Bob Schieffer about the news interview with Stephen Colbert
"Stephen Colbert: Trump Stole my gig

Check out Kimberly Marion youtube channel.

TheMizzkhalifa

‪Unpopular Truth w/ KB Marion Episode #4: You Sell Sex but Can't Buy.‬

Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaSPReLvFxQ&feature=youtu.be

Instrumental:

Nas - I'm a Villain

wu-tang - A Better Tommorrow

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Friend Cast

In this episode I sit down with Scott Brennan to talk about life, the universe, and everything. 

 

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1994 OJ & The Simpsons

In this episode Ian talks about OJ and the Simpsons.

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This episode Ian talks about politics, the media, and raping a dead baby!

This episode ends at minute 17 the rest comes from an old episode I wanted to bring back up.

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Clips:

Marshall Mcluhan

Alan Watts

Alan Moore

Yasiin Bey (Mos Def)

keith olbermann
The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
Chapter 6 of Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
Various clips of Jon Stewart
Various clips of Noam Chompsky
George Carlin - Bull Shit is Everywhere  

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In this episode Ian talks stabber running into a shooter.

 

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Well La Dee Dah

In this episode Ian talks about kidnapped women, not knowing if life is going well, and the death of his father.

Audio Clips:
David Foster Wallace - The Problem with Irony
&
The Attention Economy - How They Addict Us
By: Will Schoder
Please check out his videos on youtube, like, subscribe, and generally support anyone making stuff that awesome!

Link to The Problem with Irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2doZROwdte4

Also check out:
Marshall Mcluhan
The medium is the message - 1977

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Millennials and SJWs

In this episode Ian talks about white privilege, millennials, SJWs, and being a nude model! 

 

Clip from: Simon Sinek 

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Eh…

This episode isn't that good! The audio quality is worse than normal and the jokes don't really flow.

Boooo!!!

Anyway, Happy Holidays!

 

Opening clip: Alan Watts

End track: Jingle Bells Trap remix
https://www.youtube.com/user/TrapMusicHDTV

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KB Returns!!!!

In this episode KB comes back from L.A. and kicks it with Ian.We perform in the city for approximately 5 people then talk about comedy, white people, and more comedy!

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Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy

 

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A death in the family.

In this episode Ian talks about the death of his father. My dad's name was Don Ellis, I love him to death and will miss him until my final day. I love you dad!

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It’s been tough week.

In this episode Ian talks about the election, racism, and smoking weed.

 

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THE MIXTAPE VOL.5

In this 2 hour long episode we revisit some of Ian's favorite moments from the last year of the show.

Featuring:
Brandon BeHurd
Alan Watts
Ram Dass
Malcolm X
MLK
Killer Mike
Michio Kaku
Huey P. Newton
Kevin Smith
Grant Morrison
An alien from the future and much more.

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Ian Ellis for President

In this episode Ian runs for president!

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The kid has shoes

The kid has shoes.
In this episode Ian talks about his wife, school shooters, police brutality, and ghost!

Featuring clips from:
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Ep. 280 "I hate myself" with Joe List. @JoeListComedy

The Nerdist: Ep. Norm Macdonald

Industry Standard w/ Barry Katz Ep. 168: Kevin Hart

as well as a clip of Teller from "Pen and Teller" talking about his movie Tim's Vermeer

End track: The Game "Whats your life like"

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Shots fired

In this episode Ian talks about his wife, school shooters, police brutality, and rape. 

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Weezy

In this episode we talk about banging some guys mom, the police, and never growing up!

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SoundCloud: 

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Turtle

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In this episode we talk about the Guru and the golden chain of attachment to method.

Special appearance by LeRoy Hitz, Happy Birthday Bro Bro!!!

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TH3 W4RN1NG

In this episode we talk about God, the Universe, and everything!

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Comedy sucks!!!

In this episode Ian does 3 shows and doesn't feel any of them.

Special guest Jack Baker stop in to discuss open MIC etiquette.

Follow Jack on Twitter at: @TeamJackBaker

Ian Ellis:
 @ChicagoOpenMIC

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N3W G0D FL0W

In this episode we talk about dreams and comedy. 

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Fart AIDS

In this episode Ian talks about farts.

Major Keys:
Average number of words before a laugh: 5
Number of line: Hits > Misses   90%
Number of lines free styled: 25%
Time: 5 minutes
LPM ?

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FREEDOM UNCHAINED

Our justice system now must be embarrassed and shamed to do their jobs correctly.  We as citizens have given them a pass to sit in office and not truly care about their constituency but care about corporate interests and keeping systemic racism alive.  Now we must hold their feet to the fire.  

Step #1: Find your state representatives at this link:  

https://ballotpedia.org/Elections

Just type in your address and it will tell you who is running. 

Step #2: Insert your representatives name into the blanks of this document at this link:http://tinyurl.com/FUmovement

To [insert your local and state representatives’ names]

Our aim is to protect basic civil rights and reduce the racial tension in the United States of America.  The laws that have been created and the constitutional amendments are being ignored. These infringements have contributed to civil occupation and a systematic disregard for basic human rights.  We the people believe that changing the law of police conduct will protect and enhance the quality of life for all Citizens regardless of race, gender, political affiliation, socio-economic status or creed.Many representatives are up for election/re-election and must feel the presence of the people on November 4th 2016.  We would like all officials running for office to commit themselves to enacting the following changes to law enforcement.

1.  Police officers must have clear protocol when approaching any situation.  Officers of the law must announce using their name and badge number.  Officers must immediately state the offense then Mirandize until a superior who actually understands constitutional law arrives on the scene.  There must always be back up.  This is to ensure the safety of both the officer and civilian.

2.  All officers of the law must wear body cameras.  If a body camera or camera footage is removed or tampered with by officers they are to be automatically terminated immediately.

3.  All incidences regarding police misconduct must be brought to a board consisting of members within that community.

4. Officers of the law cannot use military grade weapons or technology on civilians.  Officers must use non-deadly intervention techniques (ie. taser, bean bag, tranquilizer etc.).  If an officer uses deadly force prior to using multiple non-deadly intervention techniques, they should be terminated.

5.  The monetization of crimes and quotas to increase state revenue must stop.  This has only been detrimental to minority and low income communities.  This will also stop the monetization of the prison complex.These are concerns of upstanding citizens who will once again use their right to vote to allow their voices to be heard.  We want change within state legislatures immediately.  The people of these United States want their freedom unchained.Please write, tweet, email, and call all representatives in your area of you agree.This is about laws not likes. We are looking for a commitment not just from our representatives to change but also from the people to hold them accountable.

Step 3: Record your stance (visual or text) and share out to the representatives and your friends/followers on social media.If you opt to change your profile pic to the following photo.http://tinyurl.com/FUphoto

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Please do not call the numbers used in this podcast! 

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