Sunday Aug 14, 2016
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Ian Ellis
Comedy Mixtapes, New Standup Every Week
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Episodes
Monday Aug 08, 2016
Monday Aug 08, 2016
In this episode Ian talks about farts.
Major Keys:
Average number of words before a laugh: 5
Number of line: Hits > Misses 90%
Number of lines free styled: 25%
Time: 5 minutes
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Tuesday Aug 02, 2016
Tuesday Aug 02, 2016
Our justice system now must be embarrassed and shamed to do their jobs correctly. We as citizens have given them a pass to sit in office and not truly care about their constituency but care about corporate interests and keeping systemic racism alive. Now we must hold their feet to the fire.
Step #1: Find your state representatives at this link:
https://ballotpedia.org/Elections
Just type in your address and it will tell you who is running.
Step #2: Insert your representatives name into the blanks of this document at this link:http://tinyurl.com/FUmovement
To [insert your local and state representatives’ names]
Our aim is to protect basic civil rights and reduce the racial tension in the United States of America. The laws that have been created and the constitutional amendments are being ignored. These infringements have contributed to civil occupation and a systematic disregard for basic human rights. We the people believe that changing the law of police conduct will protect and enhance the quality of life for all Citizens regardless of race, gender, political affiliation, socio-economic status or creed.Many representatives are up for election/re-election and must feel the presence of the people on November 4th 2016. We would like all officials running for office to commit themselves to enacting the following changes to law enforcement.
1. Police officers must have clear protocol when approaching any situation. Officers of the law must announce using their name and badge number. Officers must immediately state the offense then Mirandize until a superior who actually understands constitutional law arrives on the scene. There must always be back up. This is to ensure the safety of both the officer and civilian.
2. All officers of the law must wear body cameras. If a body camera or camera footage is removed or tampered with by officers they are to be automatically terminated immediately.
3. All incidences regarding police misconduct must be brought to a board consisting of members within that community.
4. Officers of the law cannot use military grade weapons or technology on civilians. Officers must use non-deadly intervention techniques (ie. taser, bean bag, tranquilizer etc.). If an officer uses deadly force prior to using multiple non-deadly intervention techniques, they should be terminated.
5. The monetization of crimes and quotas to increase state revenue must stop. This has only been detrimental to minority and low income communities. This will also stop the monetization of the prison complex.These are concerns of upstanding citizens who will once again use their right to vote to allow their voices to be heard. We want change within state legislatures immediately. The people of these United States want their freedom unchained.Please write, tweet, email, and call all representatives in your area of you agree.This is about laws not likes. We are looking for a commitment not just from our representatives to change but also from the people to hold them accountable.
Step 3: Record your stance (visual or text) and share out to the representatives and your friends/followers on social media.If you opt to change your profile pic to the following photo.http://tinyurl.com/FUphoto
Monday Aug 01, 2016
Monday Aug 01, 2016
Monday Jul 25, 2016
Monday Jul 18, 2016
Monday Jul 11, 2016
Monday Jul 11, 2016
In this episode Ian talks about the negro uprising, school shooters, and pedophiles.
Tuesday Jun 21, 2016
Tuesday Jun 21, 2016
In this episode Ian talks about work, active shooters, and other comics.
Freestyle rap by LeRoy Hitz
Beat by Whos Bruce?
Come out to my art show this Saturday from 12-5 at the Moon Art Gallery
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
Sunday Jun 12, 2016
The Roast of Ian Ellis featuring: Scott Brennan, Brandon Andreeasen, Jack Baker, Patrick Bagdon, Patrick O'Hara,
Joe Larkin, Jonny P, Steve Zinski, and myself Ian Ellis.
Thank you to The WIP Theater!!!!
Tuesday Jun 07, 2016
Tuesday May 31, 2016
Tuesday May 31, 2016
In this episode Ian talks about the presidential election, fb mysteries, and the Illuminati.
Tuesday May 17, 2016
Tuesday May 17, 2016
In this episode Ian freestyles 3 sets. Then interviews a guy named Bill.
Tuesday May 10, 2016
Thursday May 05, 2016
Thursday May 05, 2016
In this episode we sit down with Sarah Gallagher and Kory Smith to talk about feminism, comedy, and Sarah's many world travels!
Follow us on Twitter:
Sarah Gallagher @EffingGallagher
Kory
Smith @TheKorySmith
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
LeRoy Hitz @YsoFunny1
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
The Laugh Factory
@LaughFactory_Ch
The Roast of Ian Ellis will be June 9th at The Wip Theater!
Thursday May 05, 2016
Monday Apr 25, 2016
Monday Apr 25, 2016
In this episode we sit down with comedian Kory Smith. This episode has a lot of shop talk.
Follow us on Twitter:
Kory Smith @TheKorySmith
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
LeRoy Hitz @YsoFunny1
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
The Laugh Factory @LaughFactory_Ch
Monday Apr 25, 2016
Monday Apr 25, 2016
In this episode Ian talks about white privilege, dating spiders, and Beyonces new album Lemonade.
Thursday Apr 21, 2016
Thursday Apr 21, 2016
Barack Obama is about to leave the White House and begin his career as a stand up comedian. Check out this leaked hour of material!
Tuesday Apr 19, 2016
Tuesday Apr 19, 2016
In this episode we are joined by comedian and writer for The Nightly Show Felonious Munk!
Follow us on Twitter:
Felonious Munk @Felonious_munk
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
The Laugh Factory @LaughFactory_Ch
Monday Apr 18, 2016
Monday Apr 18, 2016
In this episode Ian freestyles his set and goes up with no plan or notes.
Tuesday Apr 12, 2016
Tuesday Apr 12, 2016
In this episode we introduce our new third MIC LeRoy Hicks then go to the green room of Brian Doby's DVD recording with LeRoy Hicks, Kimberly Marion, Brian Doby, Kory Smith, Joe Degand Tony Valle, and myself Ian Ellis.
Follow us on Twitter:
Kory smith
@TheKorySmith
Kimberly Marion @kMarionComedy
LeRoy Hicks @YsoFunny1
Joe Degand @WhoIsJoeDegand
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
Brian Doby @ImBrianDoby
Tony Valle @TonyValleDotComedy
The Laugh Factory Chicago @LaughFactoy_Ch
The Whip Theater @TheWipTheater
Monday Apr 11, 2016
Monday Apr 11, 2016
In this episode Ian talks shit to another comics, talks about the host, and mentions The Lord of The Rings.
Thursday Apr 07, 2016
Thursday Apr 07, 2016
In this episode we sit down with Sam Norton, Joe Degand, and Jonathan Giles
Sam Norton @IsamComedy
Joe Degand @WhoIsJoeDegand #StandWithDegand
Jonathan Giles @JGilesComedy
Kimberly Marion @KmarionComedy
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
Monday Apr 04, 2016
Monday Apr 04, 2016
In this episode Ian talks about pedophiles, dead kids, and terrorist.
Music by WhosBruce on SoundCloud. Check out more of his music at:
https://soundcloud.com/whos_bruce/tracks
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
In this episode we sit down with Brian Doby and Andrew Farraher to talk about comedy, fb, and art.
Follow us on twitter:
Brian Doby @ImBrianDoby
Andrew Farraher @FarAwrr13
KB @KMarioncomedy
Ian Ellis @ChicagoOpenMIC
The Laugh Factory Chicago @LaughFactory_Ch
Tuesday Mar 29, 2016
Friday Mar 25, 2016
Friday Mar 25, 2016
In this episode we sit down with Leonard Ouzts and Jovan Bibbs. We talk comedy, industry, and Conan.
Ouzts's Eleven:
1.) Jovan Bibbs
2.) Willie Lynch Jr.
3.) Rob haZe
4.) Anthony Moore
5.) Angus Black
6.) Bodacious
7.) Marshall Brandon
8.) Kareem Green
9.) Omar Thompson
10.) Smokey Suarez
11.) Talent
**Felonious Munk
DON'T FORGET: Will Miles new album drops 4/20/16!!!!!
Look for it on iTunes!!!
Audio clip from Opie and Anthony featuring Patrice O'Neal.
Tuesday Mar 22, 2016
Tuesday Mar 22, 2016
In this episode Ian sits down with Christian rapper Jason Powell a.k.a., P.U.S.H. to talk about mixtapes, art, criticism, and Batman.
Tuesday Mar 22, 2016
Monday Mar 14, 2016